"an open sewer of untreated, unfiltered information"

European Food Standards Authority says drinking water cannot prevent dehydration

Ukip MEP Paul Nuttall said the ruling made the “bendy banana law” look “positively sane”.

He said: “I had to read this four or five times before I believed it. It is a perfect example of what Brussels does best. Spend three years, with 20 separate pieces of correspondence before summoning 21 professors to Parma where they decide with great solemnity that drinking water cannot be sold as a way to combat dehydration.

“Then they make this judgment law and make it clear that if anybody dares sell water claiming that it is effective against dehydration they could get into serious legal bother.

In an unrelated story . . .

Wind farms are useless, says Duke of Edinburgh

Senator Nhoj Yrrek (who served in Man Teiv) Reveals TEA Party Behind US Bond Ratting Downgrade

News from Bizarro World.

Goodbye- While Democrats have tried valiantly in all their budget proposals over the past 800+ days (and there have been zero Democratic budget proposals) to increase our debt, the nasty TEA Party has fought to balance the budget, lower our debt and this of course has led to the bond rating downgrade. Hello.

Lady Gaga
eyes legal action over breast milk ice cream

A notice informing customers that 'Baby Gaga breast milk ice cream has sold out.

Gaddafi Flees Libya.

UK press reports he fled to Venezuela, Chavez denies; suggests he went to Wisconsin.

Says "I am not in Venezuela, don't believe the dog channels"

Wikileaks Leaker Arrested on Interpol Warrent for Leaking; that is, for not wearing a condom

In a related story,

The US attorney general, Eric Holder, announced yesterday that the justice department and Pentagon are conducting "an active, ongoing criminal investigation" into the latest Assange-facilitated leak under Washington's Espionage Act. Agents  Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin are hot on the trail. Officials at the Justice Dept. aren't sure if Assange has broken any law, it's not clear if he was wearing a condom when he screwed us.

The news about the TSA's new pat-down procedure just never stops.

Enhanced pat down leaves Grand Rapids airline passenger in tears

Woman says her Lambert security screening was sexual assault

Cancer surviving flight attendant forced to remove prosthetic breast during pat-down

Breaking: Former Gov. Ventura Will No Longer Fly Due to Abuse He’s Endured at Hands of TSA

And even Michael Moore has his true identity revealed

Teleprompters Get Red Carpet Treatment

"We thought Obama is a trained orator and skilled in the art of mass address with his continuous eye contact,"

Well, you thought wrong. Without the teleprompter he's a rambling, bumbling, stammering nonsensical fool. He's so bad at actually speaking when not reading off a teleprompter that his advisers wont let him speak without one. He even has them at press conferences and at meetings. That eye contact they refer to comes from the teleprompter screen being transparent so it looks like he's looking at the crowd.

The White House on Thursday defended Vice President Joseph R. Biden’s rhetoric that more Americans will be raped and killed if Republican lawmakers reject part of President Obama’s jobs bill that would pay for more police officers on the street.

When asked to elaborate, Biden said:

"Ooh, a storm is threatening my very life today
If I don't get some shelter, oh yeah I'm gonna fade away"

He went on to say:

"Ooh, see the fire is sweepin, our very streets today
Burns like a red coal carpet, mad bull lost its way
Rape, murder, it's just a shot away, it's just a shot away
Rape, murder, it's just a shot away, it's just a shot away
Rape, murder, it's just a shot away, it's just a shot away"

Claims it was lost when planet Krypton exploded!

AFL-CIO                  ISO

Coincidence?

Pelosi says: “We didn’t lose the election because of me,” and "If you don't let me be the leader I'm going to take my gavel and go home".

And we know she has a big gavel. To paraphrase James Carville, if Nancy gave Hillary one of her gavels . . .

According to scientists at UC San Diego and Harvard University, "ideology is affected not just by social factors, but also by a ... gene called DRD4."

Paves the way for resurgence of the Left's eugenics movement. Margaret Sanger would be proud.

Google collected e-mails, passwords. Says they will delete the passwords, as soon as they copy them to a scrap of paper under their desk blotter.

Schmidt: Don’t Like Google Street View Photographing Your House? Then Move.

Appearing on CNN’s “Parker Spitzer” program last week, [Google CEO  Schmidt] said that people who don’t like Google’s Street View cars taking pictures of their homes and businesses “can just move” afterward to protect their privacy. Ironically, he said this on the very day that Google admitted those cars captured more than just fragments of personal payload data.

It was because he was on CNN’s “Parker Spitzer” program that nobody saw it.

Google Ad Sheds Light on White House Strategy, Stirs Controversy

Sure, but this SEC thing happening just when they are trying to pass a law that would allow them to take over financial institutions, well . . . it's just a coincidence.

OBAMA KEEPS 'GOLDMAN' CASH; EMPLOYEES DONATED $994,795 TO CAMPAIGN

Bosom Bombers:
Women have explosive breast implants
Authorities alarmed by possibility of surgically placed explosives

Also known as "GOOMBAS OF DEATH"

LONDON – Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin.

Lady Gaga to be banned from airlines

Flight 253 terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab  was on a terrorist watch list.

His father told U.S. officials in Nigeria he was concerned about his son's extreme religious views.

He paid cash and had no checked luggage.

 Napolitano says there was no specific information to place [him] on a no-fly list.

Airlines to ban blankets instead.

Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway

and

Norwegians incensed over Barack Obama's snubs

Any relation?

The Left Finally Gets It! At least James Carville and Stan Greenberg found from their focus groups that's it's not racism that makes the Right against Obama.

Study: Obama foes aren't race-driven

From POLITICO.com

Rather than attributing their dislike of Obama to race, participants in the focus groups, which were a project of Greenberg Quinlan Rosner Research, said that their disaffection was borne out of a sense that the president was orchestrating an effort to steer the country away from its “founding principles.”

“They want him to fail,” said pollster Stan Greenberg. “It’s not just a political motivation, it’s an ethical imperative given what they think Obama’s goals are.”

It's his policies, stupid.

From the Carville & Greenberg website, Democracycorps.com

First and foremost, these conservative Republican voters believe Obama is deliberately and ruthlessly advancing a ‘secret agenda’ to bankrupt our country and dramatically expand government control over all aspects of our daily lives.

Hey Carville & Greenberg, the agenda's not secret! It's right there out in the open for all to see. It's his policies, stupid.

The Iranian president said Obama echoed what the Iranian people and Ahmadinejad himself have been saying for many years

Iran 'to test long-range missile capable of hitting Israel'

Ok. I didn't want to make this so much about pee, but . . .

-- To offset carbon dioxide, a Japanese airline is asking its passengers to go to the toilet before boarding.

It's not to "offset carbon dioxide", it's to lower their fuel costs, but yes, they are asking passengers to pee before getting on the flight!

Ok. This is it. The last news story about pee...

The car that uses urine to save the planet --RICHARD BLACKBURN AND BRUCE NEWTON October 14, 2009 - 1:36P

This is not true.

"The Mazda CX-7 uses a special man-made liquid similar to human urine to reduce emissions of oxides of nitrogen (NOx). The compound, called AdBlue, is a mixture of roughly one-third pure urea and two-thirds demineralised water."

Urea yes, urine . . . NO!, but the headline is what it is.

Astronaut urine spotted in skies above North America

(see, I told you you can't make this stuff up)

Ok, so the picture is made up, that's the ISS making that trail, but the pee is fake

9/11 Hijacked, Again

On September 11th, 2001 19 Al-Qaeda terrorists killed 2,974 people. It was a day that changed the world. Now, by an act of Congress, it will not be a day of remembrance of that travesty, but officially designated as a National Day of Service and Remembrance.

*NEWS FLASH
see below

"...an Obama environmental adviser, said 9/11 would be an opportunity to "connect, to find other people in your peer group who are also passionate about repowering America but also greening up America and cleaning up America."

Read more: NYDailyNews.com.

Thanks to FDR, Sunday, December 7, 1941 is a day that still lives in infamy, but thanks to BHO 9/11 will be a day for "Greening UP America". I guess this is the Hope and Change we voted for.

*NEWS FLASH

The environmental adviser green jobs "czar," special adviser to the president, Van Jones has resigned.

From CNN
"The decision followed an uproar over a petition Jones signed in 2004 calling for an investigation into whether government officials deliberately allowed the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks to occur."

Journalistic Malpractice?

ABC News had a segment the other night on the letter Ted Kennedy sent, before he died, to Massachusetts legislators "asking legislator leaders to allow an immediate, temporary gubernatorial appointment to fill his soon-to-be vacant seat".

From ABCNews.com -

Meanwhile, state lawmakers are seriously considering complying with the senator's dying wish: that his seat be filled in the interim by a Democrat, who won't run for election, to fill out the rest of his Senate term, which runs through 2012.

Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick said on "Good Morning America" today that allowing him to make an interim appointment is a "reasonable request."

What was not mentioned on TV was that that was the law until 2004 when they thought John Kerry (who served in Viet Nam) would win the presidency and they didn't want the then Republican governor Mitt Romney, to appoint a replacement. So they law was changed to have a special election instead of an appointment. The web site story did mention that on page 2.