.org   The following is parody, and should not be taken seriously*. Just like our government.

 

   

SEIU fights healthcare repeal
(after obtaining waivers from law)

Health Care for All!

Except 733 applicants, mainly employers and union-affiliated insurers, who  received an exemption from a requirement that puts their plans on the hook for up to $750,000 in eligible medical bills for each covered worker this year.
 

 


Rep. Anthony Weiner, who says he 'wrote' the House health care bill,  now says a waiver might work for New York City
 


CNSNews.com: “Madam Speaker, where specifically does the Constitution grant Congress the authority to enact an individual health insurance mandate?

Pelosi: “Are you serious? Are you serious?"

 

In a 42-page ruling, U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson said the law's requirement that most Americans carry insurance or pay a penalty "exceeds the constitutional boundaries of congressional power."

And remember, it was Pelosi who said "We have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it".
She's so clever, isn't she?


Obama: You will see 'premiums fall by as much as 3,000%' under Obamacare

From David Gibberman

If your current health insurance policy costs $5,000 a year, insurance companies will pay you $145,000 a year (2,900 percent multiplied by $5,000). If you're fortunate enough to be paying $25,000 a year for health insurance, insurance companies will pay you $725,000 a year. There's no word whether you can purchase a more expensive health insurance policy to increase the amount of money that insurers pay you each year.

Just think, America: These are the people telling us that they know best how to run 1/6 of our economy.

So, does that mean when the insurance companies are driven out of business and the government becomes the sole provider of healthcare, we'll see our taxes rise 3,000%?

 


Pelosi Says They Have the Votes, But May Just "Deem" the Bill Passed Without a Vote

This is the Slaughter Solution after for Rep. Louise Slaughter, D-N.Y.

Looks like she's been wearing someone's dead sisters dentures too (see below)


Dems find solution to rising healthcare costs; recycled dentures

Taking the suggestion from Rep. Louise Slaughter, D-N.Y., the Speaker tries on Jimmy Carter's dentures.

 


Whitehouse making sure doctors look like doctors

"The physicians, all invited guests, were told to bring their white lab coats to make sure that TV cameras captured the image.

But some docs apparently forgot, failing to meet the White House dress code by showing up in business suits or dresses.

So the White House rustled up white coats for them and handed them to the suited physicians who had taken seats in the sun-splashed lawn area."

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Did they rent them from the same place they rented the Greek columns?


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Lies, Damn Lies and the page numbers

There's a new bill in town.
Or, I should say, a new bill in the house.

H. R. 3962

And it's bigger an' scarier than the last. All 1990 pages of it. Its subtitle is . . .

"To provide affordable, quality health care for all Americans and reduce the growth in health care spending, and for other purposes."

"To reduce the growth in health care spending". Now we know how good the government is on reducing spending, but it's the "and for other purposes." that scare the pants off us.

US Representative Mike Pence (R) for Indiana's 6th Congressional District has done our work for us, going through this monstrosity, here are some of the things he's found . . .

Lie #1 - You can keep your healthcare plan, providing it still exists or your employer doesn't find it's cheaper to drop your plan and pay the fine and have you go on the government run plan
Page 94—Section 202(c) prohibits the sale of private individual health insurance policies, beginning in 2013, forcing individuals to purchase coverage through the federal government
 

Lie #2 It wont pay for abortions
Page 110—Section 222(e) requires the use of federal dollars to fund abortions through the government-run health plan—and, if the Hyde Amendment were ever not renewed, would require the plan to fund elective abortions


Page 111—Section 223 establishes a new board of federal bureaucrats (the “Health Benefits Advisory Committee”) to dictate the health plans that all individuals must purchase —and would likely require all Americans to subsidize and purchase plans that cover any abortion
 

Lie #1 again - You can keep your healthcare plan
Page 211—Section 321 establishes a new government-run health plan that, according to non-partisan actuaries at the Lewin Group, would cause as many as 114 million Americans to lose their existing coverage
 

Lie # 1 ½ You may have go on the government run plan, but members of Congress won't
Page 225—Section 330 permits—but does not require—Members of Congress to enroll in government-run health care
 

Lie #3 It wont cover illegal immigrants, unless they lie about their name
Page 255—Section 345 includes language requiring verification of income for individuals wishing to receive federal health care subsidies under the bill—while the bill includes a requirement for applicants to verify their citizenship, it does not include a similar requirement to verify applicants’ identity, thus encouraging identity fraud for undocumented immigrants and others wishing to receive taxpayer-subsidized health benefits
 

Lie # 297 Obama wont rise taxes if you make less than $250K
Page 297—Section 501 imposes a 2.5 percent tax on all individuals who do not purchase “bureaucrat-approved” health insurance— the tax would apply on individuals with incomes under $250,000, thus breaking a central promise of then-Senator Obama’s presidential campaign

Page 313—Section 512 imposes an 8 percent “tax on jobs” for firms that cannot afford to purchase “bureaucrat-approved” health coverage ; according to an analysis by Harvard Professor Kate Baicker, such a tax would place millions “at substantial risk of unemployment”—with minority workers losing their jobs at twice the rate of their white counterparts

Page 336—Section 551 imposes additional job-killing taxes, in the form of a half-trillion dollar “surcharge,” more than half of which will hit small businesses ; according to a model developed by President Obama’s senior economic advisor, such taxes could cost up to 5.5 million jobs
 

Lie #4 It wont reduce the amount of healthcare you can receive
Page 520—Section 1161 cuts more than $150 billion from Medicare Advantage plans, potentially jeopardizing millions of seniors’ existing coverage

Page 733—Section 1401 establishes a new Center for Comparative Effectiveness Research; the bill includes no provisions preventing the government-run health plan from using such research to deny access to life-saving treatments on cost grounds, similar to Britain’s National Health Service, which denies patient treatments costing more than $35,000

Page 1174—Section 1802(b) includes provisions entitled “TAXES ON CERTAIN INSURANCE POLICIES” to fund comparative effectiveness research, breaking Speaker Pelosi’s promise that “We will not be taxing [health] benefits in any bill that passes the House,” and the President’s promise not to raise taxes on families with incomes under $250,000

And there's more . . .

A list of egregious, questionable, or potentially absurd proposals in the Pelosi Health Care legislation with page numbers and provisions in the 1,990-page health care bill:

Page 122—Section 233(a)(3) requires the Commissioner—the new insurance “czar”—to “issue guidance on best practices of plain language writing”—this from the same people who wrote a 1,990 page health care bill

Page 183—Section 305(a) gives the Commissioner the power to enlist “appropriate entities” like Planned Parenthood and ACORN to engage in “outreach to specific vulnerable populations” about the bill’s new programs

Page 216—Section 322(b)(3) prohibits “any federal funds for purposes of insolvency” from being directed toward the government-run health plan—an anti-bailout provision that may seem implausible given Democrats’ role in advancing legislation to bail out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

Page 872—Section 1433 requires the director of food services at nursing facilities participating in Medicare and Medicaid to hold “military, academic, or other qualifications” as determined by federal bureaucrats

Page 1067—Section 1729 requires States to cover incarcerated juveniles previously enrolled in Medicaid after their release “unless and until there is a determination that the individual is no longer eligible”

Page 1183—Section 1904 provides $750 million in federal funding for a new entitlement program to offer “knowledge of realistic expectations of age-appropriate child behaviors” and “skills [for parents] to interact with their child”

Page 1255—Sections 2231-2235 make veterinary students eligible for up to $283 million in federal scholarship and student loan forgiveness funding

Page 1432—Section 2531 provides incentive payments to States that enact new medical liability laws—but only if such laws do “not limit attorneys’ fees or impose caps on damages”

Page 1515—Section 2572(b) imposes labeling requirements on all vending machines nationwide, in addition to new mandates by the federal government on all restaurants with more than 20 locations

Page 1925—Section 3101 creates a new program within the Indian Health Service to provide federal funding for “perpetrators of child sexual abuse who are Indian or members of an Indian household”

"There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care"

 

 

Whether you want it or not, we know what's best for you!

 

AARP hikes employee costs because of President Obama's health care overhaul

 

But the Government is spending our tax money to pay Andy Griffith and buy TV air time to tell us how good Medicare will be.


"This is what change looks like," Obama said

Yes, pushing through a sweeping change when the majority of the people don't want it.


Health premiums may rise 17% for young adults buying own insurance


(Reuters) - President Barack Obama said on Monday a coalition of U.S. health groups would cut rising costs by $2 trillion over the next decade" - May 11, 2009

Obama: We knew health costs would go up - 09/10/10

"As a consequence of us getting 30 million additional people healthcare, at the margins that's going to increase our costs — we knew that," the president told reporters during a White House press conference. 

Except one problem Mr. President . . . We haven't gotten any additional people healthcare yet.


Obama knows props

"President Barack Obama scolded Virgina Republican Rep. Eric Cantor for the stack of paper he brought with him to the health summit, calling it the type of political stunt..." He referred to it as a prop, yet it was the House and Senate Healthcare bills.

Good thing they still had those white coats they bought for those doctors to wear in the rose garden.


Obama Figured it Out!

60% Disapprove of His Healthcare Policy "because I didn't explain it clearly enough"

Oh, stupid us.Gallup

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


The Number of Uninsured is Declining!!!
According to a speech by Obama in the Spring it was 47 million, but last week he said 30 million. That's a drop by 17 million in just a few months.
(Maybe it's those 17 million illegal aliens who wont get coverage until amnesty makes them all legal)

But it's still a crisis. A crisis! A CRISIS!!!


Republicans Health Plan: Die and Die Quickly

Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL) says our current healthcare system is a Holocaust.

Does the phrase "nut job" seem to apply?


Our healthcare system is in a crisis. It is unsustainable. It has to be changed!

But, you can keep your current healthcare plan*

77% of the population is happy with their coverage, but it has to be changed!

 

Obama says Government run healthcare will be run just like the Post Office

 

And the Post Office is Going Bankrupt


 

News Flash -  the email address flag@whitehouse.gov has been disabled

How will Big Government keep track of all the lies and disloyal Americans?

There is a lot of disinformation out there. On the web, in chain emails, and hey, you may even hear your friends or even your parents say mean things about the health care plan. When you do, you can do something about it.

Fishy Stuff

"There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov." It's the patriotic thing to do, and you can get a free shirt by reporting those lies.


One of the reasons why there are so many lies and misinformation about what's in the healthcare plan is that there seems to be 6 healthcare plans. Four are still in Senate committees, one is in the House and has been made public (HR3200) and one is the President's plan. He is always telling us what is in and not in his plan, but it doesn't seem to be written down anywhere, at least it has not been made public, perhaps so it can change from day-to-day.

One of the lies out there is that the government run healthcare plan will result in a single payer universal health care system.

Here is the President explaining his feelings on single payer universal healthcare.

 

 

 

 

"Maybe this isn't going to help. Maybe you're better off not having the surgery but taking the pain killer."


This philosophy maybe right, but do we want the government being the ones who decide this?

 

 

 

 

 


Yes we can keep your healthcare insurance*

Our healthcare system is in a crisis. It is unsustainable. It has to be changed!

But, you can keep your current healthcare plan

Yes. It is in a crisis and it is unsustainable and it has to be changed, but if even 77% of you want to keep your old healthcare system, you can keep your current healthcare plan.

We are going to increase the number of people who are covered, we are going to save money and we will do this without rationing of any health care.

Now that doesn't sound fishy, does it?

But if you are happy with your current healthcare plan, you can keep your current healthcare plan

That is, of course, if your plan is an approved plan

But if you are happy with your current healthcare plan, you can keep your current healthcare plan

Unless your plan changes in any way, then it doesn't remain approved and you are out and you can't re-up, you have to go with the government plan

But if you are happy with your current healthcare plan, you can keep your current healthcare plan

Unless your employer finds it cheaper to drop your plan, pay the 8%of their payroll as a fine, and have you go with the government plan

* They call it a "Public Option", but it's not a plan run by any public group, it's a plan run by the government. It should be called the Government Option.

 

 

In the News . . .

"Montana weighs assisted suicide ruling

By Vincent Dowd
BBC News, Montana

The Supreme Court in the US state of Montana is due to begin hearing arguments to decide if severely ill people there have the constitutional right to ask their doctor to help them die."


and

"Sentenced to death on the NHS
Patients with terminal illnesses are being made to die prematurely under an NHS scheme to help end their lives, leading doctors have warned.

By Kate Devlin, Medical Correspondent
Published: 10:00PM BST 02 Sep 2009

In a letter to The Daily Telegraph, a group of experts who care for the terminally ill claim that some patients are being wrongly judged as close to death.

Under NHS guidance introduced across England to help doctors and medical staff deal with dying patients, they can then have fluid and drugs withdrawn and many are put on continuous sedation until they pass away."
 

Dr.'s make 30-50K for an amputation? Now that doesn't sound fishy. 


Doctors are reimbursed $30, $40, $50,000 for an amputation

There are 150,000 amputations performed in the US each year.

Taking the lowest figure of $30,000, that means doctors make at least $4,500,000,000 a year doing amputations, that's $4.5 billion.

 

 

 

Political Cartoons by Eric Allie

 

 

 

 

*Least I come home one day and find my tires slashed and my cat dead. Oh wait, that was the Clintons.

 

 

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